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Hi guys. I wanted to say some things, even though I haven't got much to say. Bot is a lazy beast. A lazy beast who lost his cave. The Incinerator will no longer be our home, we've been evicted (or rather, denied re-entrance by the ...powers that be... (fight the...)) We wrote a new song the other day, or rather, we wrote more to go with a song we started a while back. What came out of it was something completely unexpected, I don't know how it came about, but I really like it, maybe you will too. Maybe. So, everyone's slacks are pressed and shirts are tucked for the motherfuckingarage show (thanks to James, Danielle, James (remix), Nicholas, and Yoda Millard for putting this on, by the way) on the 10.
Y'all should be equally dressed-nicely, it should be a barrel of repeated blasts of fun.
And also, not gonna start any rumours, but there may or may not be an appearance by the one and only Kiefer Sutherland, star of Fox's 24!!! (Again, not starting any rumours... but tell your friends...)

After that, you can look forward to the Picnic Party The Second, on August 16, at Myths and Mirrors. Everyone that goes gets a free awesome time, but it costs 5 dollars. You can't put a price on happiness, and this Picnic Party The Second is Happiness reincarnate, okay? So technically, the price that has been given to Happiness is five dollars. Is that so bad? Hell no, it isn't. In fact, it's fucking awesome. Really, really fucking awesome. You can even get your grub on there, and yes! there is a fully operational brothel not five minutes walk from Myths and Mirrors!!! Tell your friends! This will start at noon o'clock, and the party will be bumpin' long into the midday, and even the EVENING!!!

What I'm trying to say is that:
* August 10, Millard's Garage, 5PM, $5: Special Noise, Lightmares, Bunnies in Berlin and Us! (459 Lasalle Blvd.)
* August 16, Myths & Mirrors, 12PMnoon, 5 bucksss: Lightmares, Us, Bunnies, Newport Trophy Wives, Emily!, Herd of One, Birthday Cakes and Meadowlark Lemon!

xo, stephen.


Oh, and a very happy birthday to my brother!!! (the 1, not the 2... it's past midnight, but it still means today...)